I just want to hug Jordan Dreyer for like 58 years for writing such amazing lyrics that breathe life into my existence.
Because I don’t like thinking. It gets rid of the stress dude.
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.(via suchvodka)
Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…
Then she heads for the clinic and she gets some static walkin’ through the door.
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner, and they call her a whore.
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes.
‘Cause then you really might know what it’s like to have to choose.
Then you really might know what it’s like.